Tumblr (3.0; @duschlampe)http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed359a346ee4030c7f3c09ea981bd16d/tumblr_ml26ubgGy31rncbneo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bijou1986.tumblr.com/post/47647121351/a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her-son-who-lives">bijou1986</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoPageCaption"><span class="hasCaption">A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.<br/> During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.<br/><br/> Over the course of the evening, while<span class="text_exposed_show"> watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.<br/><br/> About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”<br/><br/> He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:<br/><br/> Hey Mom<br/> I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.<br/> Love,<br/> Your Son.<br/><br/> A couple days later he got a response from his mother:<br/><br/> Dear Son,<br/> I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.<br/> When are the two of you coming for dinner?<br/> Love,<br/> Mom</span></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48098268488http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48098268488Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:54:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ada44c7b39f5fb041f4815d341a4d607/tumblr_mkyfxojopm1qa0uujo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/48042683253/snoweel-can-anybody-think-of-something-for-the" class="tumblr_blog">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>-<a href="http://snoweel.tumblr.com/">snoweel<br/></a></p> <p><em>Can anybody think of something for the middle here? I was thinking Scrooge, but I’m not sure you can round up chops to a beard.</em></p> <p><em>Edit: Thank you to </em><a href="http://www.obitoftheday.com/">obitoftheday</a> <em>who found Burl Ives in a top hat!</em></p> <p><em><img alt="" src="http://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/3120782-american-actor-burl-ives-and-israeli-actor-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=OCUJ5gVf7YdJQI2Xhkc2QD0YKPJbTHLB4kYcHeLBzc0iDze%2FyJOEvgBd4L1aMZ0aMY8dKdNe3sbnpq62kMyEPYqt8RCkIy5CKJdCyRPP6xg%3D"/></em></p></blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48047029601http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48047029601Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:21:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67mis4YLl1r28lwdo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67mis4YLl1r28lwdo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48047007375http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48047007375Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:21:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f41b024855e5d1fe53d2d18bd0df76c6/tumblr_mlaxg4Erl21rjiopto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://discourseontheotter.tumblr.com/post/48042705449/jean-baudrillard" class="tumblr_blog">discourseontheotter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>~Jean Baudrillard<strong><br/></strong></p></blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046993325http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046993325Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:21:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b5339f9343a0907edcde95dc3802129/tumblr_mjspvflGHP1r0odipo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72a0da58fc9455ff8f43ecedbf1b434a/tumblr_mjspvflGHP1r0odipo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046986474http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046986474Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:20:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9f4b46d6f370bc2a243493a3b1b5b15/tumblr_mjcukhbEfl1ribnrco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046965864http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046965864Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:20:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d9907cad30e345818207f6c3a4c7cb2/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66a322821b66d6b238c40dce0e862ea7/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa01f3214ad39d4faf8e840aa5c0dc79/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f53b5567900d253bc0d7134377f99048/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf17612ab3b9fbfa471cbc80c1631d5f/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72bd0433f5f704849947dad048e6fd91/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72f40815d22600aca48bc214befd6d4a/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5acf71cb9c996b23ee211a2dfb79def4/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d63b7dafad7197d5af283ed250a6327/tumblr_mjtbzj33yb1qed3doo9_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hoechlin-obrien.tumblr.com/post/45621010865/were-on-a-ship-pun-intented">hoechlin-obrien</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“We’re on a ship.. Pun intented”</em></p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046956576http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046956576Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:20:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/426c294679c9eebd53248b62ddee834b/tumblr_ml9v3pFLVL1qmzl7to1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wtffanfiction.com/post/48044440112/fandom-kick-ass-ghost-rider-nicholas-cage-had" class="tumblr_blog">wtffanfiction</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Fandom: Kick-Ass/Ghost Rider</p> <p>“Nicholas Cage had already begun crawling into the butthole on all four hands and knees, like that episode of the Rugrats where they went into each others’ anuses to get the watermelon seed, and it was very warm.”</p></blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046931712http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046931712Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:19:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f2269bd5d108a619d82b383e29f1ffe/tumblr_mlawfsK0OV1qaho1po1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5769291d64a4b58682177dfb95f64e04/tumblr_mlawfsK0OV1qaho1po2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4eb43b42de662be2cd3eb339af241b3f/tumblr_mlawfsK0OV1qaho1po3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4c394700d3ba382582187d630397d103/tumblr_mlawfsK0OV1qaho1po6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1caf52dc6cacf36c501158f0a32b11ca/tumblr_mlawfsK0OV1qaho1po4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/72fe4f2793860ab67b02be46f0d57a2b/tumblr_mlawfsK0OV1qaho1po5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christinahendricks.tumblr.com/post/48041745127/chris-evans-is-awkward-and-doesnt-know-how-to">christinahendricks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>chris evans is awkward and doesn’t know how to pose with this popcorn</p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046902570http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046902570Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:18:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf7b5b7ce22c95927346df6dfe59ce9c/tumblr_ml9w6pGi7E1snljumo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046805121http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046805121Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:16:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0be403d9660397d57c1c6603674b0232/tumblr_mhdggehaqR1rjiopto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://discourseontheotter.tumblr.com/post/41766330827/massimo-de-angelis">discourseontheotter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>~Massimo De Angelis </p> </blockquote> <p>STOP.</p>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046762769http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/48046762769Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:15:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmd93ecyP1qza1jqo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmd93ecyP1qza1jqo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmd93ecyP1qza1jqo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmd93ecyP1qza1jqo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmd93ecyP1qza1jqo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmd93ecyP1qza1jqo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmd93ecyP1qza1jqo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbmd93ecyP1qza1jqo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihd7ofrwQX0">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47924451142http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47924451142Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:01:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1327e971b71eea5b2ed368ee179c68e9/tumblr_mhi1smFuvt1r0lpsto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/291f63914eec3d5bc59c6aa8774d7aca/tumblr_mhi1smFuvt1r0lpsto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f61eb099fdff7e8f53e3cc8e81928f91/tumblr_mhi1smFuvt1r0lpsto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c600fafe6dcfa78209c9e82c64061a51/tumblr_mhi1smFuvt1r0lpsto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89cabfa807a4d832cdfef5398442dbae/tumblr_mhi1smFuvt1r0lpsto5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://farewell-kingdom.tumblr.com/post/41951714570/sculptures-carved-from-egg-shells-by-chinese">farewell-kingdom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sculptures carved from egg shells by Chinese artist <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2253113/Cracking-good-art-Chinese-man-creates-intricate-sculptures-EGG-SHELLS.html"><strong>Wen Fuliang</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47922747622http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47922747622Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:38:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67196b395ef7f5632559974e391bc470/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42d3032b1a7ce59074f53c40f27d0b98/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6d21368a743ff2942639c9a1819a048/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6129d0149d0b8f0434aa0c36141eb6c/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f13ddb7c2e12d680b408d7257a11b3a/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a30d889bbf79ef80b0ff59a2b12df72d/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c6e9fd2a4d4ade90a1f23e42eae0eec/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3bc20f29d6c203a4ee24bed51e4200d/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3d396b342efa3a68d34761ea5ed6617/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca5d911c476da2085c354deb2e1b1716/tumblr_ml4j0fwNIY1s7a0b4o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littledallilasbookshelf.tumblr.com/post/47758271386/inside-livraria-llello-iirmao-in-porto-portugal">littledallilasbookshelf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Inside Livraria llello & Iirmão in Porto, Portugal</p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47922678365http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47922678365Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:37:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac219de856d57d8a29c153ab9e5b2485/tumblr_ml6i17P1Zx1rbcqxwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3343c328ad85d61d2b17b8bcfd27ad5/tumblr_ml6i17P1Zx1rbcqxwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prancing-pies.tumblr.com/post/47843613019/so-my-prom-was-masquerade-themed-it-was-justins">prancing-pies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So my prom was masquerade themed</p> <p><br/>It was Justin’s idea.</p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47922267729http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47922267729Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:32:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddeea8225ab08469b269b7a23db78052/tumblr_ml5vcuweDG1qz52aeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freeskywarp.tumblr.com/post/47887461643/petervidani-lol-thats-a-pug-kinda-looks">freeskywarp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.petervidani.com/post/47806979005">petervidani</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LOL</p> <p>that’s a pug</p> </blockquote> <p>Kinda looks like a yautja…</p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921994729http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921994729Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:28:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a34cf96da22fbaea43311c6fdf847d7/tumblr_ml7x6xZ3cr1rt9aooo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c26819d0bf7f044e42664c216f5b6716/tumblr_ml7x6xZ3cr1rt9aooo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://veronicamarsconfessions.tumblr.com/post/47920696402/queenofsarab-awesome-time-at-the-veronica-mars" class="tumblr_blog">veronicamarsconfessions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queenofsarab.tumblr.com/post/47906511137/awesome-time-at-the-veronica-mars-kickstarter">queenofsarab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Awesome time at the Veronica Mars Kickstarter countdown party in Austin last night! Rob Thomas and Jason Dohring (who surprised us all by showing up, luckily just as my friend and I had finished talking to Rob) were super nice. Can’t wait to see them again in San Diego for Comic-con!</p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>Note</strong>: Totally envious!</em></p></blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921949650http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921949650Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:28:08 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/98d5be18c30b7a70f9c84860fb864e3e/tumblr_mkxdfoD7tM1qbkx0lo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dad7e6cb151b57695200a459e9c063fc/tumblr_mkxdfoD7tM1qbkx0lo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76766dc7b203c0ea6d1a587b700d5c52/tumblr_mkxdfoD7tM1qbkx0lo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a435be3984f4e44efddd599479e3efe/tumblr_mkxdfoD7tM1qbkx0lo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a246f0a1b9053bebb40aae9ae9f94866/tumblr_mkxdfoD7tM1qbkx0lo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6dbea74e1241719b02d69241bdc30a54/tumblr_mkxdfoD7tM1qbkx0lo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f689bf5581ca296e173213576f15019/tumblr_mkxdfoD7tM1qbkx0lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b43208dacae30ba7599bac8519d6923/tumblr_mkxdfoD7tM1qbkx0lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921892072http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921892072Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:27:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d490c18c0f2b7399dbfc1b494dd0c4cb/tumblr_ml4djeR8bN1qm4p98o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://transparasite.tumblr.com/post/47864990485">transparasite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pbmo.tumblr.com/post/47749021114">pbmo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>robert williams</p> </blockquote> <p>Someone finally figured out how to make an anthro snake without adding appendages.</p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921794917http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921794917Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:26:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7045b325116128256a6275ecce7f0337/tumblr_ml857aM8bL1qbwakso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://corgiaddict.com/post/47920712775">corgiaddict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>submitted by <a href="http://busterthe-corgi">busterthe-corgi</a><a href="http://busterthe-corgi.tumblr.com/" title="busterthe-corgi"><br/></a></p> <p>Hi guys, my name is Buster! I am just a little over 3 months old.</p> </blockquote>http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921729527http://duschlampe.tumblr.com/post/47921729527Sat, 13 Apr 2013 23:25:12 -0400