abunchoftwats: oscarstardis: liveinphoenix: ricksanscrotum: albus severus potter is literally the worst name ever bronx mowgli wentz begs to differ Renesmee Carlie Cullen this looks a little too much like tom hiddleston
pride: a list of things i find annoying: children children who are rude to a teacher because they think it’s funny children who are rude to their parents/friends in an attempt to look cool/show off to their friends/family children who yell children who try to act like they’re the adult in every situation children in general i fuCKING HATE CHILDREN
If you get up in the morning and wear a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and some...– Tom Hiddleston [x] (via feathered-mercury) Maybe I want to wear satanic horns when I go to the beach, Tom. It’s gives off that ‘say anything about my lack of bikini body AND I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP’ vibe. (via gofuckyourselftomhiddleston)
Batman: hey im going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: hey im going to disappear for 8 years.
people of Gotham: shut up Bruce, were trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
people of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
BEST NETWORK EVER
neptunepirate: 4thjuly1996: the mtv site is my favourite site but omg jackSON HOPES OT AVOID ANOTHER ALPHA ATTACK BY STRUTTING AROUND HALF NAKE DJASKKF cryins omg
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