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Dear Mary, Just admit that you slept with someone... →

Jun 28th

Dear jealous straight girls, For all the trouble... →

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Best of Autocorrect

pourmethemoon: menageriemarie: ”Whoo hoo! I’m getting pregnant tonight!” “This has been a fun chat.” I also love the dad that said “Juicy Easter dick. Got it.” hahah! I completly lost it at the MOTTSAPPLESAUCE one I am literally crying

Jun 27th

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If you notice, I’m the kid awkwardly standing in the pink shirt behind Nick and April.

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Dear Disney, Winnie the Pooh: overeater. Piglett:... →

Jun 25th

Dear rewind button, Thank you for turning Jurassic... →

Jun 25th

Dear guys in the locker room, I apologize for... →

Jun 25th

For my fellow Americans →

sometimesmyarmsbendback: 8m57w6: sketchbotanist: bliindprofiit2: mediarama: hinoneko: nomica: lokeyou: stridurr: lord-reaver: accioelijah: This is worth your time. See how you do and send it on…. This test is not an easy one. The website reports that college educators average about 55%. The average citizen averages about 49%. I got 20 out of 33 right You...

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Reblog if you get pissed off by your own hair.

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axiscat: I can’t even handle how funny this video is

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SCIENCE!: we had to rewrite shrek as a... →

robotverve: Act 1 – The Set Up Summary: Shrek is a quiet ogre living alone in a shack in a swamp. Prince Farquaad of Far Far Away, banishes the fairy tale characters to the swamp, interrupting Shrek’s peace. As Shrek finds his anger reach boiling point, Donkey appears- a complete…

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